'Kane v August: Only one winner' - fans react to bizarre goal drought

'Kane v August: Only one winner' - fans react to bizarre goal drought
'Kane v August: Only one winner' - fans react to bizarre goal drought

Harry Kane simply cannot score in August. This very article gets written every single year (well, not exactly, but that sounds good for effect).

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The Tottenham striker drew another blank in the eighth month of the calendar year as his side squeezed past the Magpies 2-1 at St James' Park.

[REPORT: Dele header helps Spurs to opening win over Newcastle]

Fans could not get their heads around the Golden Boot winner's inability to score in August, and social media was full of reaction to the strange drought...

There were some very miffed fantasy football owners, too...

Very strange.

This article was written by cool news network.

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